Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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