What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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