I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
