so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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