you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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