he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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