Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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