It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
But we have bathrooms and they dont
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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