Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
3pm strippers are depressing
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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