He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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