It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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