Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i out mim tonsoeep
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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