i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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