I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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