maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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