is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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