Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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