One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
