I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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