No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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