Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The air taste purple.
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