Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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