Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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