At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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