spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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