The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
