i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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