are you still at the devil's house?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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