Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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