I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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