rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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