dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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