Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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