is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
