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So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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