Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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