no. you can't hotbox the world.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she peed on how many people?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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