pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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