I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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