his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My vagina is very pro this idea
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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