I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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