I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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