just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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