You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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