i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she peed on how many people?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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