Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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