Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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