shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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