I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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