Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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