her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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